I give to you all the wonderful life lessons that the movies can teach us.
(Disclaimer: Do not take these seriously! I don't want the potential harm that you may endure to be on my conscience. I also don't want you to sue me! Smiley Face Emoticon!!)
How To Survive 2012
How To Contend With the Absurdities of Battlefield Earth
How To Prepare For Injury When Wearing the Batsuit
What Not To Do When You Beat Jason
What To Do If You Are A Character Played By Leonardo DiCaprio
The True Romance of ZD and JGL
How To Win Back A Girl With Song
What To Do When Faced With Death
How To Kick Ass In An Over The Top Way
How To Beat The Aliens
How To Accept Your Fate In A Serial Killer Film
The Hero's Invincibility
The Hero's Only Threat
The Zombie Survivor's Plight
What To Prepare For When Faced With the Big Bad Zombie
How Being Vegan Just Makes You Better Than Everyone
The Middle Conflict of the Romantic Comedy
The Hero's Advantage Over His Former Allies, Now Enemies
The Cleanliness of Teeth In the Middle Ages
The Quick Getaway
Why It's Alright If You Don't Win
The Awe Inspiring Power of Distortion
Why The Infected Hate Eyeballs
The Power of Love
Stunt Doubles
The Transporting Power of the Musical Number
Cool Music and Your Muscles
How To Prevent Ghostface From Popping Up
The Classroom Bell
The Idiotic Villain
