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Trailer Trash

My schpeal on the latest, but not necessarily greatest, trailers!

127 Hours
Apollo 18
Battle: Los Angeles
The Beaver
Brotherhood
Burlesque
Captain America: The First Avenger
Contagion
Crazy Stupid Love
The Fighter
Green Lantern
Immortals
Love and Other Drugs
Priest
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Skyline
The Social Network
Sucker Punch (2)
Super Bowl Spots 2011
Take Me Home Tonight
TRON: Legacy
The Tourist
Unstoppable
Your Highness
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    12 years ago
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    my favourite job was at a dvd store
    7 years ago
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    The Best Movies of 2013: #20 – #1
    11 years ago
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    10 years ago
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    2 days ago
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    14 years ago
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    They Shall Not Grow Old: There has never been a more vivid representation of Ebert's 'empathy machine'
    7 years ago
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    That awkward moment where your DVD player breaks and Netflix becomes a bitch to maintain.
    13 years ago
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    Directorial Debuts: Part III (1960’s)
    13 years ago
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    6 years ago
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    7 years ago
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    13 years ago
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    You gonna die, I'm gonna die, we all gonna die. Just not today...
    13 years ago
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    My son's birthdays with Paul Rudd
    19 hours ago
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    10 years ago
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    AFI 100 Years… 100 Movies: An Overdue Update
    19 hours ago
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    437. Predator: Badlands – All-ien 2025 (#—)
    4 weeks ago
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    Episode 359 – 2025 in Review
    2 days ago
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    12 years ago

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Sebastian Gutierrez is a sophomore at Bard in New York, studying to become an actor, or writer, or both, is a movie addict, verbally verbose, JosephGordon-Levittsexual (or Jo-Gosexual, if you're Kai), and hoping everyday that this blog gets noticed by... someone.

Also, he's creepily obsessed with Muse, and will sometimes use the space of this blog to plug them, not like they need it, but, whatever!

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