March 3, 2011

According to the Movies #27

If the movies say it, it must be true!

This week's lesson is courtesy of the good man Fletch.

Action movies come with many tropes, larger than life explosions, muscles bigger than your head, the ability to perform abnormally well during sex, etc. One thing that often goes unnoticed, but is used to great effect to create the atmosphere, is the power of awesome music. See, awesome, bass heavy, in your face music is like pot. It slows you the hell down.

Case in point... these guys! (Click the picture for video proof.)

The Lesson: Playing cool music is like injecting your muscles with concrete. It makes you move slower than molasses, but you will look like badass while doing it.

Addendum: Exponentially cooler with an explosion behind you.

I'm just salivating right now!

1 comment:

  1. Haha. Never thought of injecting myself with concrete, but I'm sure it would make me look pretty badass.