If the movies say it, it must be true!
This week's lesson comes courtesy of the comedy, Role Models. Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott are two losers who are forced into working at a daycare-ish place as community service for crashing their car into a statue. Anyway, Paul Rudd's character is desperately in love with his ex, played here by Elizabeth Banks. The final scene sees him climb on top of a car, in front of a huge crowd, and serenade her with a terribly bastardized version of "Beth", by Kiss.
The Lesson: Nothing says "I love you" to a girl like a pathetic attempt to sing a love song in front of a big group of people, the majority of which you have never even said one word to in your entire life.
Addendum: Keep in mind, this only works on the fairer sex. Try this on a guy, and he will leave you in the dust!