May 10, 2011

Cinematic Captions #19

Alright, folks. Cleverness caps on. Time to impress me.

But first, winners.

Honorable Mentions: "Don't Answer The Phone! Don't Open the Door! Don't Eat The Shellfish!" (Courtesy of newcomer Madgestic), NOOOOOOO, "I wanted to kill Osama Bin Laden" (Courtesy of Rachel [f.g.i.]), "Hello, fellow LAMB. Just wanted to let you know that The LAMMBYs are coming up and we are hoping for the best voter turnout for the nominations ever. Every Lamb #1-900 is eligible to vote (and to win!), and that includes you. To participate, please go to this site: Thanks!" (Courtesy of Max)

Hehe, Max. You just had to pick this post to put that comment on, didn't you?

This week's winner won because she did exactly what I had hoped for with this particular capture, noticed the seductive manner in which Ghostface was lying, and played it up!


You know, Ghostface, if you stopped trying to kill Monica from Friends and the girl who had lesbian sex with Denise Richards in Wild Things, some girl would probably find that mask pretty sexy.

The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (3)
Univarn (3)
Simon (3)
Kai (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)

This week, I'm going the television route. I've been pretty much consumed with Battlestar: Galactica for a few days, so, I'd thought I'd share my current obsession with you.

Risque, I know.

Amuse me!


  1. "Didn't you see the necktie on the doorknob?"

  2. "Well, I didn't put the test tube in there - get it out!!"

  3. "What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy!"

  4. Man: "What do you mean Fabio look-a-like day was canceled? I spent all week preparing!"

    Woman: "Wait, this guy isn't Fabio? Not again..."

  5. "Remember when there was a time, place, and gravitational limitation for sex? I do."

  6. "We did it doggystyle so we could both watch X-Files."
    Seriously, they are watching TV or something.

  7. @All: Well done peoples! A little tame, given what I've seen from you in the past, but still. Jobs well done.

    @Aiden: This man knows my song!