So, Cinematic Captions has moved.
Starting today, the LAMMY nominated feature (how cool is that?) will be run through Dylan and Kai's site, Man, I Love Films! You can find the first edition here, featuring the current still from Terminator 3. If you've submitted for that one, no need to do it again.
I'm excited. The site, what with Dylan and Kai's significantly larger reader base, should bring in good deal more traffic for the feature. It'll be good.
The first edition of Cinematic Captions on MILF can be found here! Take part, and be merry!
Showing posts with label Cinematic Captions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cinematic Captions. Show all posts
May 22, 2011
May 17, 2011
Cinematic Captions #20
Alright folks! Number 20! Impress me!
But first, the winners!
Honorable Mentions: "So say we all?" (Courtesy of Aiden), "We did it doggystyle so we could both watch X-Files." (Courtesy of Kai).
This is historic. Our CC, Castor, is no longer in the lead. We have a tie.
AND THE WINNER, FOR THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW, IS... SIMON!
Step up your game Castor! Simon's ready for a fight! She's a Basestar, and you're Galactica. Launch your vipers!
Wow, I really need to stop watching that show!
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Simon (4)
Feltch (3)
Univarn (3)
Kai (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)
I feel like some Ahnold is due! Yeah, let's get some of that Austrian hunk up in this piece!
Amuse me!
But first, the winners!
Honorable Mentions: "So say we all?" (Courtesy of Aiden), "We did it doggystyle so we could both watch X-Files." (Courtesy of Kai).
This is historic. Our CC, Castor, is no longer in the lead. We have a tie.
AND THE WINNER, FOR THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW, IS... SIMON!
Step up your game Castor! Simon's ready for a fight! She's a Basestar, and you're Galactica. Launch your vipers!
Wow, I really need to stop watching that show!
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Simon (4)
Feltch (3)
Univarn (3)
Kai (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)
I feel like some Ahnold is due! Yeah, let's get some of that Austrian hunk up in this piece!
Amuse me!
May 10, 2011
Cinematic Captions #19
Alright, folks. Cleverness caps on. Time to impress me.
But first, winners.
Honorable Mentions: "Don't Answer The Phone! Don't Open the Door! Don't Eat The Shellfish!" (Courtesy of newcomer Madgestic), NOOOOOOO, "I wanted to kill Osama Bin Laden" (Courtesy of Rachel [f.g.i.]), "Hello, fellow LAMB. Just wanted to let you know that The LAMMBYs are coming up and we are hoping for the best voter turnout for the nominations ever. Every Lamb #1-900 is eligible to vote (and to win!), and that includes you. To participate, please go to this site: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/521956 Thanks!" (Courtesy of Max).
Hehe, Max. You just had to pick this post to put that comment on, didn't you?
This week's winner won because she did exactly what I had hoped for with this particular capture, noticed the seductive manner in which Ghostface was lying, and played it up!
AND THE WINNER IS... SIMON!!!!
You know, Ghostface, if you stopped trying to kill Monica from Friends and the girl who had lesbian sex with Denise Richards in Wild Things, some girl would probably find that mask pretty sexy.
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (3)
Univarn (3)
Simon (3)
Kai (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)
This week, I'm going the television route. I've been pretty much consumed with Battlestar: Galactica for a few days, so, I'd thought I'd share my current obsession with you.
Risque, I know.
Amuse me!
But first, winners.
Honorable Mentions: "Don't Answer The Phone! Don't Open the Door! Don't Eat The Shellfish!" (Courtesy of newcomer Madgestic), NOOOOOOO, "I wanted to kill Osama Bin Laden" (Courtesy of Rachel [f.g.i.]), "Hello, fellow LAMB. Just wanted to let you know that The LAMMBYs are coming up and we are hoping for the best voter turnout for the nominations ever. Every Lamb #1-900 is eligible to vote (and to win!), and that includes you. To participate, please go to this site: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/521956 Thanks!" (Courtesy of Max).
Hehe, Max. You just had to pick this post to put that comment on, didn't you?
This week's winner won because she did exactly what I had hoped for with this particular capture, noticed the seductive manner in which Ghostface was lying, and played it up!
AND THE WINNER IS... SIMON!!!!
You know, Ghostface, if you stopped trying to kill Monica from Friends and the girl who had lesbian sex with Denise Richards in Wild Things, some girl would probably find that mask pretty sexy.
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (3)
Univarn (3)
Simon (3)
Kai (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)
This week, I'm going the television route. I've been pretty much consumed with Battlestar: Galactica for a few days, so, I'd thought I'd share my current obsession with you.
Risque, I know.
Amuse me!
May 3, 2011
Cinematic Captions #18
Alright folks. Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me.
Seriously! New Blood! Please!
Now for the winner.
Honorable Mentions: "Lightsabers are for morons. Look - no hands." (Courtesy of Fletch), "25% lens flare, 25% Marsden, 50% neck muscle photoshop job." (Courtesy of Film Intel)
And the winner is... UNIVARN!!!!
I'm tempted to bring up a Brandon Routh from Scott Pilgrim image as a companion to this...
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (3)
Univarn (3)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)
... but I'm not going to. This week delves into horror.
Impress me.
Seriously! New Blood! Please!
Now for the winner.
Honorable Mentions: "Lightsabers are for morons. Look - no hands." (Courtesy of Fletch), "25% lens flare, 25% Marsden, 50% neck muscle photoshop job." (Courtesy of Film Intel)
And the winner is... UNIVARN!!!!
I'm tempted to bring up a Brandon Routh from Scott Pilgrim image as a companion to this...
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (3)
Univarn (3)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)
... but I'm not going to. This week delves into horror.
Impress me.
April 26, 2011
Cinematic Captions #17
Alright folks. Cleverness caps on. Time to impress me.
YOU FAILED!!! I DIDN'T GET ANY NEW BLOOD!!! THE COMPETITION CONTINUES!!! PHYSICALLY FORCE PEOPLE TO TAKE PART IF YOU HAVE TO!!!
And now, the winners of last week.
Honorable Mention: "Evolution of Man - Shorthand" (Courtesy of Univarn)
And the winner is... FLETCH!!!!
I confess, I didn't see the arrow until after the comments started rolling in. Does that make me daft?
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (3)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Univarn (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)
This week, in honor of my disappointment in you all, is filled with rage and lasers!!
Amuse me!
YOU FAILED!!! I DIDN'T GET ANY NEW BLOOD!!! THE COMPETITION CONTINUES!!! PHYSICALLY FORCE PEOPLE TO TAKE PART IF YOU HAVE TO!!!
And now, the winners of last week.
Honorable Mention: "Evolution of Man - Shorthand" (Courtesy of Univarn)
And the winner is... FLETCH!!!!
I confess, I didn't see the arrow until after the comments started rolling in. Does that make me daft?
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (3)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Univarn (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)
This week, in honor of my disappointment in you all, is filled with rage and lasers!!
Amuse me!
April 19, 2011
Cinematic Captions #16
Alright folks! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me.
But first, a PSA. I love that this thing has caught on, and has developed a following, but I'd be remiss if I didn't say that I want more people taking part. So, here's what's gonna happen. Pass along the feature to your friends and blogging buddies and tell them to take part. The more new blood the better. Most importantly, tell them to tell me that you sent them. The person who sends me the most fresh faces gets something special (to be determined later).
In no way does this have anything to do with the fact that the LAMMY noms went live yesterday, and I really want this to get nominated for Best Feature!
And now, last week's winner!
Honorable Mentions: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" (Courtesy of Castor), "YOU...KILLED...A...MARMOT????" (Courtesy of Rachel [f.g.i]).
We have a new addition to the board this week.
The winner is... Mad Hatter!!!!
It grows ever bigger (that's what she said)!!!
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (2)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Univarn (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)
This week's took me awhile to choose. I grabbed four screens from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and all of them were equally hilarious. But, I finally went for this one.
Amuse me!
But first, a PSA. I love that this thing has caught on, and has developed a following, but I'd be remiss if I didn't say that I want more people taking part. So, here's what's gonna happen. Pass along the feature to your friends and blogging buddies and tell them to take part. The more new blood the better. Most importantly, tell them to tell me that you sent them. The person who sends me the most fresh faces gets something special (to be determined later).
In no way does this have anything to do with the fact that the LAMMY noms went live yesterday, and I really want this to get nominated for Best Feature!
And now, last week's winner!
Honorable Mentions: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" (Courtesy of Castor), "YOU...KILLED...A...MARMOT????" (Courtesy of Rachel [f.g.i]).
We have a new addition to the board this week.
The winner is... Mad Hatter!!!!
It grows ever bigger (that's what she said)!!!
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (2)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Univarn (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)
This week's took me awhile to choose. I grabbed four screens from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and all of them were equally hilarious. But, I finally went for this one.
Amuse me!
April 12, 2011
Cinematic Captions #15
Alright folks. Cleverness caps on. Time to impress me!
But first, last week's winner.
Honorable Mentions: "YOU'RE IN THE WRONG FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!" (Courtesy of Simon), "Man, this midget blowjob thing sounded way better when we left the house." (Courtesy of The Rapid Reviewer).
And the winner, for the second time is... UNIVARN!!!!!
And no, Univarn. You don't get points for doubling down on the references, although this one was really well played!!!
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (2)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Univarn (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Alright, I'm feeling digital this week. Here ya go!
Amuse me!
But first, last week's winner.
Honorable Mentions: "YOU'RE IN THE WRONG FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!" (Courtesy of Simon), "Man, this midget blowjob thing sounded way better when we left the house." (Courtesy of The Rapid Reviewer).
And the winner, for the second time is... UNIVARN!!!!!
And no, Univarn. You don't get points for doubling down on the references, although this one was really well played!!!
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (2)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Univarn (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Alright, I'm feeling digital this week. Here ya go!
Amuse me!
April 5, 2011
Cinematic Captions #14
Alright, folks! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!
But first, last week's winners.
Honorable Mention: "Looks like that Proactiv stuff really work for ya." (Courtesy of Rachel [f.g.i.])
As much as pains me to say it, Castor was right.
And the winner is... Kai!!!
Part of me hopes Dylan starts a feud with Kai over this. I always wanted to be the instigator of a war. (Not actually true!)
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (2)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Univarn (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Alright, for this week, we're getting a bit manic!
Amuse me!!
But first, last week's winners.
Honorable Mention: "Looks like that Proactiv stuff really work for ya." (Courtesy of Rachel [f.g.i.])
As much as pains me to say it, Castor was right.
And the winner is... Kai!!!
Part of me hopes Dylan starts a feud with Kai over this. I always wanted to be the instigator of a war. (Not actually true!)
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (2)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Univarn (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Alright, for this week, we're getting a bit manic!
Amuse me!!
March 31, 2011
An Offshoot
So, since arranging all the CCs into a gallery on Blogger is a ridiculous pain in my tuckus, I've started a Shutterfly, the sole purpose of which is to proudly display all the CCs in all their glory! So, head on over and take it all in. I'll add to it every week, and, once I have enough, I'll make a book, which, of course, will be open to you, the loyal reader. Enjoy!
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March 29, 2011
Cinematic Captions #13
Alright folks! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!
But first, the winners from the last installment.
There were too many to choose just one, so here are your...
Honorable Mentions: "Trampolines. Don't go to war without one." (Courtesy of Univarn), "I hate it when the dwarf tossers run out of dwarves." (Courtesy of Hatter), "Like a Boss," (Courtesy of Simon).
And the winner is... FLETCH!!!!!
Before you say anything, no Fletch. I did not give you the victory because you oiled me up on the LAMBcast or because I could tag you on Twitter.
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (2)
Simon (2)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
I feel like a throwback is in order. Here ya go!
Amuse me!
But first, the winners from the last installment.
There were too many to choose just one, so here are your...
Honorable Mentions: "Trampolines. Don't go to war without one." (Courtesy of Univarn), "I hate it when the dwarf tossers run out of dwarves." (Courtesy of Hatter), "Like a Boss," (Courtesy of Simon).
And the winner is... FLETCH!!!!!
Before you say anything, no Fletch. I did not give you the victory because you oiled me up on the LAMBcast or because I could tag you on Twitter.
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (2)
Simon (2)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
I feel like a throwback is in order. Here ya go!
Amuse me!
March 22, 2011
Cinematic Captions #12... Still....
Uhh... yeah.
So, I was experiencing some catastrophic computer troubles last week. I went to Apple store on Saturday to get my troubles alleviated, but, that required getting my computer wiped of all data that was on it. And, of course, I left my external hard drive at Bard, and I'm on spring break in Utah. My own stupidity can even surprise myself.
Anyway, since the 300 screen grab some truly excellent submissions, I'm going to keep the contest open for another week. If you already submitted, and want to do it again, I will consider both of them. If you didn't submit, get on it!!!
Here ya go!
So, I was experiencing some catastrophic computer troubles last week. I went to Apple store on Saturday to get my troubles alleviated, but, that required getting my computer wiped of all data that was on it. And, of course, I left my external hard drive at Bard, and I'm on spring break in Utah. My own stupidity can even surprise myself.
Anyway, since the 300 screen grab some truly excellent submissions, I'm going to keep the contest open for another week. If you already submitted, and want to do it again, I will consider both of them. If you didn't submit, get on it!!!
Here ya go!
March 15, 2011
Cinematic Captions #12
Alright, my midshipmen of mayhem! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!
But first, last week's winner!!!
Honorable Mention: "Who needs work when you shit gold!" (Courtesy of Univarn)
THIS WEEK SEES THE RETURN OF THE CCC!! THE WINNER, FOR THE FOURTH TIME IS... CASTOR!!!!
I was really hoping some would use "You don't want to know what condition my condition was in!" as their entry, but, you can't be too specific in times like this.
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Simon (2)
Fletch (1)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
I feeling epic this week. Here ya go.
Amuse me!
But first, last week's winner!!!
Honorable Mention: "Who needs work when you shit gold!" (Courtesy of Univarn)
THIS WEEK SEES THE RETURN OF THE CCC!! THE WINNER, FOR THE FOURTH TIME IS... CASTOR!!!!
I was really hoping some would use "You don't want to know what condition my condition was in!" as their entry, but, you can't be too specific in times like this.
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Simon (2)
Fletch (1)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
I feeling epic this week. Here ya go.
Amuse me!
March 8, 2011
Cinematic Captions #11
Alright my fiery little demon bitches! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!
First, at the request of Fletch, here is a caption of my own creation.
Quite proud of that one.
Ok, moving on.
Before we continue, last week's winner!
Honorable Mention: I'm wearing a fireplace for a hat. (Courtesy of Kai)
AND THE WINNER, FOR THE FIRST TIME, IS... AIDEN!!!
See, Mr. CutTheCrap? See what you can accomplish when you move beyond the fecal matter?
The Leaderboard
Castor (3)
Simon (2)
Fletch (1)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
We're keeping it classy this week.
First, at the request of Fletch, here is a caption of my own creation.
Quite proud of that one.
Ok, moving on.
Before we continue, last week's winner!
Honorable Mention: I'm wearing a fireplace for a hat. (Courtesy of Kai)
AND THE WINNER, FOR THE FIRST TIME, IS... AIDEN!!!
See, Mr. CutTheCrap? See what you can accomplish when you move beyond the fecal matter?
The Leaderboard
Castor (3)
Simon (2)
Fletch (1)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
We're keeping it classy this week.
Amuse me!
March 1, 2011
Cinematic Captions #10
Alright folks. Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me.
But first, last week's winner!
Honorable Mention: "Dude... how are you even here right now?" (Courtesy of Simon)
And, the winner, for the first time, is...
Rachel of [film] girl, interrupted!!
The board gets more diverse everyday.
The Leaderboard
Castor (3)
Simon (2)
Fletch (1)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Alright then! In honor of the event that went down just this past weekend, here is this week's shot!
Amuse me!
But first, last week's winner!
Honorable Mention: "Dude... how are you even here right now?" (Courtesy of Simon)
And, the winner, for the first time, is...
Rachel of [film] girl, interrupted!!
The board gets more diverse everyday.
The Leaderboard
Castor (3)
Simon (2)
Fletch (1)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Alright then! In honor of the event that went down just this past weekend, here is this week's shot!
Amuse me!
February 22, 2011
Cinematic Captions #9
Alright, my little demon imps. Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!
But first, last weeks winner!
Honorable Mention: "This doesn't look like Costco, ma." (Courtesy of Castor)
We have a new addition to the board this week.
THE WINNER IS.. KAI!!!!
Way to be. Don't mind rape me!
The Leaderboard
Castor (3)
Simon (2)
Univarn (1)
Fletch (1)
Kai (1)
Ok, here's this week's.
But first, last weeks winner!
Honorable Mention: "This doesn't look like Costco, ma." (Courtesy of Castor)
We have a new addition to the board this week.
THE WINNER IS.. KAI!!!!
Way to be. Don't mind rape me!
The Leaderboard
Castor (3)
Simon (2)
Univarn (1)
Fletch (1)
Kai (1)
Ok, here's this week's.
Amuse me!
February 15, 2011
Cinematic Captions #8
Alright folks. Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!
But, first, last week's winner.
Honorable Mention: "OOOOOOO FOR-TUN-A..." (Courtesy of Simon)
AND THE WINNER, FOR THE THIRD TIME, IS... CASTOR!!!!!!
We have our first CCC (Cinematic Caption Champion).
The Leaderboard
Castor (3)
Simon (2)
Univarn (1)
Fletch (1)
Ok, here's this week's.
Amuse me!
But, first, last week's winner.
Honorable Mention: "OOOOOOO FOR-TUN-A..." (Courtesy of Simon)
AND THE WINNER, FOR THE THIRD TIME, IS... CASTOR!!!!!!
We have our first CCC (Cinematic Caption Champion).
The Leaderboard
Castor (3)
Simon (2)
Univarn (1)
Fletch (1)
Ok, here's this week's.
Amuse me!
February 8, 2011
Cinematic Captions #7
Alright folks! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!
But first! The winner from last week!
Honorable Mention: "Dude! Why the hell is SKYNET written all over this thing?" (Courtesy of Univarn).
AND THE WINNER, FOR THE SECOND TIME IS... SIMON!!!!
Now it's actually starting to look like a leaderboard!
The Leaderboard
Castor (2)
Simon (2)
Univarn (1)
Fletch (1)
Ok, here's this weeks!
Amuse me!
But first! The winner from last week!
Honorable Mention: "Dude! Why the hell is SKYNET written all over this thing?" (Courtesy of Univarn).
AND THE WINNER, FOR THE SECOND TIME IS... SIMON!!!!
Now it's actually starting to look like a leaderboard!
The Leaderboard
Castor (2)
Simon (2)
Univarn (1)
Fletch (1)
Ok, here's this weeks!
Amuse me!
February 1, 2011
Cinematic Captions #6
Alright folks! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!
But first, the winner of last week.
Honorable Mention: "I'll have what he's having." (Courtesy of Fletch)
AND THE WINNER IS... UNIVARN!!!
Welcome to the leaderboard Mr. Equinox!
The Leaderboard
Castor (2)
Univarn (1)
Fletch (1)
Simon (1)
Ok, here's this week's...
Amuse me!
But first, the winner of last week.
Honorable Mention: "I'll have what he's having." (Courtesy of Fletch)
AND THE WINNER IS... UNIVARN!!!
Welcome to the leaderboard Mr. Equinox!
The Leaderboard
Castor (2)
Univarn (1)
Fletch (1)
Simon (1)
Ok, here's this week's...
Amuse me!
January 25, 2011
Cinematic Captions #5
January 18, 2011
Cinematic Captions #4
Alright folks! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!
But first, the big reveal! Who won last week?
Runner Up: "lasers shooting out of eyes (too hard to photoshop that. sorry)" (Courtesy of Aiden)
And the winner is... Castor!
The Leaderboard
Simon (1)
Fletch (1)
Castor (1)
Alright, next round. Here ya go!
Amuse me!
But first, the big reveal! Who won last week?
Runner Up: "lasers shooting out of eyes (too hard to photoshop that. sorry)" (Courtesy of Aiden)
And the winner is... Castor!
The Leaderboard
Simon (1)
Fletch (1)
Castor (1)
Alright, next round. Here ya go!
Amuse me!
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