May 3, 2011

Cinematic Captions #18

Alright folks. Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me.

Seriously! New Blood! Please!

Now for the winner.

Honorable Mentions: "Lightsabers are for morons. Look - no hands." (Courtesy of Fletch), "25% lens flare, 25% Marsden, 50% neck muscle photoshop job." (Courtesy of Film Intel)

And the winner is... UNIVARN!!!!

I'm tempted to bring up a Brandon Routh from Scott Pilgrim image as a companion to this...

The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (3)
Univarn (3)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
Hatter (1)

... but I'm not going to. This week delves into horror.

Impress me.


  1. Donald Trump had not noticed the weak floor underneath his changing room.

  2. Let's face it, you've seen me doing more embarrassing things.

  3. Don't Answer The Phone. Don't Open The Door. Don't Eat The Shellfish.

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  5. @All: Well played so far peoples!

    @Max: You know, I'm actually kind of tempted to consider that as a submission.

  6. LOL at Madgestic.

    And thanks to Max for doing his part for the LAMMYs! :D Even though I know you either already have voted or will be soon, Sebastian.


    "What? You lounge on the couch, I lounge on the garage stairs. Different strokes, man!"

  7. "Turns out the only way to kill Ghostface once and for all was to show him a photo of Kathy Bates nude."

  8. Noooooooo!! I wanted to kill Osama Bin Laden!

  9. Rake... skis... Oh! Found my knife!