Cinematic Captions #11

Alright my fiery little demon bitches! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!

First, at the request of Fletch, here is a caption of my own creation.

Quite proud of that one.

Ok, moving on.

Before we continue, last week's winner!

Honorable Mention: I'm wearing a fireplace for a hat. (Courtesy of Kai)

AND THE WINNER, FOR THE FIRST TIME, IS... AIDEN!!!

See, Mr. CutTheCrap? See what you can accomplish when you move beyond the fecal matter?

The Leaderboard

Castor (3)
Simon (2)
Fletch (1)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)

We're keeping it classy this week.

Amuse me!

Cinematic Captions #10

Alright folks. Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me.

But first, last week's winner!

Honorable Mention: "Dude... how are you even here right now?" (Courtesy of Simon)

And, the winner, for the first time, is...

Rachel of [film] girl, interrupted!!

The board gets more diverse everyday.

The Leaderboard

Castor (3)
Simon (2)
Fletch (1)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)

Alright then! In honor of the event that went down just this past weekend, here is this week's shot!

Amuse me!

2010: The Retrospect: Top 10 Best Movies of the Year

This is it!

We've come to the end. Over the past week and a half, Films From the Supermassive Black Hole has covered everything worth covering about the year that was, from posters, to trailers, to lines. It wasn't the best year there ever was, but, though it was a rare occurrence, everyone found something to enjoy at the movies this year. It was a good year, all in all, so before we finally bid goodbye, I'd like to take the time to make a toast.

Raise your glasses.

To 2010, and the movies it gave us. To the good and the bad. To the socially inept jackasses getting rich. To an epic about dream invasion. To a ballerina slowly losing her mind. To vampire love. To western revenge. To fighters making a comeback. To A-Teams, bank robbers, and foul mouthed superheroes. To rockstars, serial killers, and valiant warriors. To stuttering kings and sentient toys. To wizards. To benders. To lovers. To haters. To rocks. To aliens. To utopias. To computer programs. To lesbian moms. To The Expendables. To video games. To everything else in between. To film!

And, now, the time has come! Here it is, the end all, be all. The definitive list of the year. Here are Films From the Supermassive Black Hole's Top 10 Movies of 2010!

Eloquence of the Highest Order

Happy Birthday to me! The big 19! Here! How bout' a review of The King's Speech? It's my birthday gift to you!

Man, I love Christmas Break! Aside from the obvious - no school, no homework, going to sleep late, waking up late, skiing, real food, tons of gifts, my birthday, etcetera and so forth - the weeks between semesters is the only time I really have to see all the movies that a film blogger of my self-determined credibility needs to see. Which is why I'm getting to The King's Speech so late in the game. My plan is to see all the rest of the heavy hitters before the year is done. That way, I can participate in the year end lists actually knowing about most of the films being talked about. Still have to get to 127 Hours though. That one is hard to find...

Anyway. The King's Speech. There's a reason that this one is getting a lot of press. It's great, very well told, superbly acted, with a wonderful sense of humor. This one is gunning for the big O! It has the cajones to go all the way.

Uhhh...