Pay Attention Honkies!

LAMB Movie of the Month makes it triumphant return today. Every month, the whole community gets together to discuss one particular flick. Headed up by an exclusive LAMBcast, and backed by articles written by others, one film is heavily scrutinized, as only the Large Ass. Movie Blogs can do it. For it's triumphant return, the community decided that the first Movie of the Month would be Black Dynamite. Hell yeah!

I'll admit. Blaxploitation is not a realm of film I am very well versed in. In fact, I wouldn't say I'm versed in it at all, as I haven't seen one example of the genre. That being said, I am well aware of the quirks that define films of that sort. The crazy, over dramatic, sudden zooms. The completely unnecessary explosions. The afros. The machoness. The saturated colors. The white villains. And so on and so on. Lately, there has been an influx of mainstream grindhouse pics, thanks to Tarantino and Rodriguez popularizing the medium, but most of them have taken themselves completely seriously... or, rather, as seriously as a film like Hobo With A Shotgun can be taken. Black Dynamite, on the other hand, is a spoof. It does not take itself seriously in any context, and is full to bursting with joke after joke after karate chop after joke. It's a smart, savvy, witty, stab at everything blaxploitation. And, funnily enough, it teaches valuable life lessons on the etiquette of interrupting someone's kung fu. You won't learn these things anywhere else kids. Pay attention.

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This is the best scene from an inspired piece of lunacy! For those of you who don't know, Black Dynamite is a spoof of 70's blaxploitation films. Starring Michael Jai White as the title character, the films sees Black Dynamite and his crew as they go around cleaning up the streets and taking on the man! Everything you've come to expect from movies like this, from prolonged and cheesy zooms, to completely unnecessary explosions, to ridiculous fight scenes and some of the most balls out stupid dialogue out there are all here, but are put to such good use that you just love the whole thing! Let me put it this way. (BEWARE: HERE THERE BE SPOILERS) The finale sees Black Dynamite having a nun-chuck fight with Richard Nixon, because Nixon was the mastermind behind a plot to shrink the black man's dick! Black Dynamite pimp slaps the first lady into a china cabinet, and the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears to deliver an ass whooping! You can't get more ridiculous then that! This is one piece of pure, camp, parody that you don't want to miss!