Alright, my midshipmen of mayhem! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!
But first, last week's winner!!!
Honorable Mention: "Who needs work when you shit gold!" (Courtesy of Univarn)
THIS WEEK SEES THE RETURN OF THE CCC!! THE WINNER, FOR THE FOURTH TIME IS... CASTOR!!!!
I was really hoping some would use "You don't want to know what condition my condition was in!" as their entry, but, you can't be too specific in times like this.
The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Simon (2)
Fletch (1)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)
I feeling epic this week. Here ya go.
Amuse me!
"I hate it when the dwarf tossers run out of dwarves"
ReplyDelete"Dude, your balls are showing."
ReplyDelete"So YOU stole all my laundry - arrgghhhh!!!"
ReplyDeleteOh, and Aiden, FTW.
ReplyDelete“Next up in the Hobo Olympics...Underoos Pete”
ReplyDeleteAiden: I tried that last week when the "Dude" was much more appropriate and got no love. Apparently Sebastian doesn't like ball humor. So, let's try this:
ReplyDelete"This is the typical response by former 300 cast members after being asked if the abs were real or painted on for the umpteenth time."
@All: SHIT!!!! This might just be the hardest to choose from so far, and Castor, Univarn, and Simon are still absent. Damn it, people! Why do you have to be so witty?
ReplyDelete"Trampolines. Don't go to war without one."
ReplyDelete"Lika a boss."
ReplyDelete"Roasted turban head for dinner!"
ReplyDelete@All: I guess this one just spoke to you! I got quite the conundrum on my hands now. Excuse while I think about this, long and hard.
ReplyDelete"Derrick was always teased at school. Whilst the sun shone out of everyone else's arse, he could only get it to shine out of his armpit."
ReplyDelete"So you're saying I can't come over to play Super Nintendo with you?"
ReplyDelete