Showing posts with label Pulp Fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pulp Fiction. Show all posts

April 5, 2011

Cinematic Captions #14

Alright, folks! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!

But first, last week's winners.

Honorable Mention: "Looks like that Proactiv stuff really work for ya." (Courtesy of Rachel [f.g.i.])

As much as pains me to say it, Castor was right.

And the winner is... Kai!!!


Part of me hopes Dylan starts a feud with Kai over this. I always wanted to be the instigator of a war. (Not actually true!)

The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (2)
Simon (2)
Kai (2)
Univarn (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)

Alright, for this week, we're getting a bit manic!


Amuse me!!

March 29, 2011

Cinematic Captions #13

Alright folks! Cleverness caps on! Time to impress me!

But first, the winners from the last installment.

There were too many to choose just one, so here are your...

Honorable Mentions: "Trampolines. Don't go to war without one." (Courtesy of Univarn), "I hate it when the dwarf tossers run out of dwarves." (Courtesy of Hatter), "Like a Boss," (Courtesy of Simon).

And the winner is... FLETCH!!!!!


Before you say anything, no Fletch. I did not give you the victory because you oiled me up on the LAMBcast or because I could tag you on Twitter.

The Leaderboard
Castor (4)
Fletch (2)
Simon (2)
Univarn (1)
Kai (1)
Rachel (1)
Aiden (1)

I feel like a throwback is in order. Here ya go!


Amuse me!

May 26, 2010

27 Greatest Movies That Made Going to the Movies Suck - #4

What follows is my entry into an event that Mike Lippert over at You Talking To Me? is heading up. If you're in need of a refresher, here's the deal. We are counting down the 27 Greatest Movies That Made Going to the Movies Suck! The idea is that myself and my fellow film junkies would each pick a film that we love and write about how it has influenced the movie industry in a bad way, i.e: how a really good movie "inspires" directors to make cheap, soulless knockoffs of it. The countdown to the number one worst offender has been going steady all month. The film I have the privilege of writing about settles in nicely at number 4.

So, Pulp Fiction. It is a title that is synonymous with wit, absurdity, violence, vulgarity, and all around brilliance. A film this original, smart, and consistently entertaining only comes around every so often, and when it does, it ignites a firestorm of praise and mayhem! Quentin Tarantino's meisterverk did just that. Before Pulp Fiction, no one had really seen anything of the sort. Characters had never talked that way; events like that had never occured. Plots were a strictly linear affair, and changing it up and going back and forth in the timeline of the film was unheard of. The vulgarity was never so vulgar, the violence was never so violent, and the comedy was never so comic, as it was in Pulp Fiction. It proved to be uber popular, winning the Palme d'Or at that year's Cannes festival, raking in tons of cash, and winning the Best Original Screenplay oscar. It took the world by storm, which, depending on how you look at it, was a blessing and a curse. On the one hand, Tarantino had ushered in a new era of moviemaking, one that celebrated the conventions and reveled in prolonged, elaborate stories. On the other hand, it quickly became apparent, as various writers and directors attempted to emulate this style, that filmmakers like Tarantino were a rare breed. To this day, he is still the master of his craft. No one has come close to touching him.

"Do you know what divine intervention is?"

March 28, 2010

If I Had To Choose...

I’m sure it’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves. If we were stranded on a desert island, and could only take a set amount of things with us, what would they be? Now, before we go any further, I just want to point out that I’m not so shallow that I will only take movies with me to the island; it’s for the purposes of the article. I know there are more important things out there, and, yes, I do love movies but... I’m kinda working myself into a rut here, so, SUBJECT CHANGE! Andy Hart over at Fandango Groovers is hosting this event, which calls for people to come up with the end all, be all of movie lists. What are the eight movies you could not live without? A lot of people are taking part and giving there opinions. This is mine.

Before we begin, let me say something real quick. These might not be my favorite movies of all time. These eight films make this list because I admire them so. They pushed boundaries, came up with new and risky ideas, pulled them off with flying colors, or affected me in ways that most people would have trouble admitting. Just because I liked a movie doesn’t mean it’s worthy of my veneration. Ok, so, with that out of the way...