The New System

So, let's be frank! Letter grades are nice, but so cliche, wouldn't you say? They've served me well for a good while now, but, the time as come to retire them. So, without further ado, I present to you the new rating system for DC. Taking a cue from Fletch over at Blog Cabins, there are five ratings that a film can earn.

1.

The best of what's around! This is a movie that you should actively seek out. See it, and you will be as happy as JGL is in this photo!

2.

Not a masterpiece, but still worth your time. A perfectly fine and satisfactory movie. It's like Rob's and Laura's relationship, peppered with problems, but they still love it!

3.

A resounding eh. It might still be enjoyable, but the cracks in the seams are clearly visible. It's a movie that you might enjoy whilst in it, but you'll forget it pretty quickly.

4.

Here's where things start to get ugly. While not completely terrible, it is most definitely not worth spending money on. Sonny has a fierce temper, but he chooses his targets well.

5.

An absolute contemptible piece of work. Avoid it like it's the Rage Virus, lest you become like these fine gents here! Think of your well being, damn it!

Make sense? Good. Hope you all approve of the change. See you next time.