Sink It!

God damn you Transformers! Look what you've done! Since the first BIG movie of the summer has now come and gone, we are now forced to sit through the smaller, though still loud and garish, feats of escapism. Loud and garish are certainly words that come to mind when describing the first of those said movies, Battleship. Other words that come to mind are brainless, pointless, derivative, overly long, and generally awful. Of all the movies to be coming out this summer, this one, above all others, has no reason to exist, nor does it deserve to.

We are so fucked!

Conflicting Emotions

In watching the new Battleship trailer, I can't help but feel as if I've just been offered insight into Peter Berg's mind. More specifically, one the things he may or may not like.

Observe.

Peter Berg either really likes Led Zeppelin...

... or he really hates Led Zeppelin.

And, dear readers, at last the world was quiet!