March 27, 2012

Trailer Trash: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

It's time to root through some trailers. What sorts of wonderful things will be alluded to today?

Wait... this is a Twilight movie. Why am I here?

'attempts to leave'

'is pushed back on stage by a very large, gaggleing gang of twihards '


So, Bella's a vampire. Which, at the very least, gives reasoning to the fact that she still sounds like a lifeless, soulless automaton.

Also, what the hell kind of creepy ass line is "We're the same temperature now."? You need to brush up on your swag Edward, I'm telling ya.

Is that good? Can I go now? I'm exhausted too much energy on this film.

'gets approval'


'exits stage left'

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