March 13, 2010

Spell It Backwards! Drop the S!

This is the best scene from an inspired piece of lunacy! For those of you who don't know, Black Dynamite is a spoof of 70's blaxploitation films. Starring Michael Jai White as the title character, the films sees Black Dynamite and his crew as they go around cleaning up the streets and taking on the man! Everything you've come to expect from movies like this, from prolonged and cheesy zooms, to completely unnecessary explosions, to ridiculous fight scenes and some of the most balls out stupid dialogue out there are all here, but are put to such good use that you just love the whole thing! Let me put it this way. (BEWARE: HERE THERE BE SPOILERS) The finale sees Black Dynamite having a nun-chuck fight with Richard Nixon, because Nixon was the mastermind behind a plot to shrink the black man's dick! Black Dynamite pimp slaps the first lady into a china cabinet, and the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears to deliver an ass whooping! You can't get more ridiculous then that! This is one piece of pure, camp, parody that you don't want to miss!


  1. Favourite line: "Shhh, you'll wake the other bitches."

  2. No, no. Best line:

    Gloria: How did you know?
    BD: Doughnuts don't wear alligator shoes!